1-800-S3X-WYZE: The Health Hotline Musical (at the Vancouver Fringe)

1-800-S3X-WYZE: The Health Hotline Musical” Dials Up Laughs, Lust, and Lessons at the Fringe From the outrageously cheeky minds behind The Wet Spots, SHINE: A Burlesque Musical, and Texas Annie: The Legend of the Moan Ranger comes a brand-new musical hotline to hilarity: 1-800-S3X-WYZE: The Health Hotline Musical. This bold, brainy, and delightfully bawdy show is set to deliver a healthy dose of comedy, compassion, and call-in kink to the 2025 Vancouver Fringe. Equal parts Savage Love, Avenue Q, and late-night burlesque, 1-800-S3X-WYZE follows Lucy, a phone-line operator at a sexual health hotline, as she juggles a parade of unpredictable callers, each with their own burning questions—and burning sensations. But as Lucy helps others untangle their knots, she’s forced to face the skeletons rattling around in her own closet. With catchy tunes, big laughs, and moments of surprising tenderness, this musical romp doesn’t just aim to entertain—it might even teach you a thing or two. Think musical theatre meets sex ed, with a healthy dose of glitter.